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Monday, November 18, 2013
Turkey wishbone, tug-a-war.
Between a toddler and spaceship who wants it more.
And when the spaceship gets the victory it makes the simple wish,
that the Model-T car and the beer jar will kiss.
blah blah, nana nana nah (teleprompter failure)
...turned on the lights.
The BEER JAR'S LIPSTICK WAS ALL OVER THE MODEL-Ts FENDER!!
And when both of their spouses found out, it was a marriage ender.
Oh Turkey bird this is your lucky year because we plan to set you free!
And you will run wild in the forrest with your turkey-friends, enjoy it!
'Cause then we're gonna come after you, with the sharpened teeth of a rabid toddler.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
My Car and Star Trek - Info GraphicA mysterious event happened. My car, which I had named Kimchichi because I bought it off my Korean friend, was stolen.
On the opening night of the first Star Trek movie, Kimchichi was stolen from a movie theater in California. Fast forward several years to the opening night of the second Star Trek. A police officer calls to inform me that my car (aka Kimchichi) has been found in Texas, it still runs but is now painted green.
If there was one thing I would ask the thieves it would be:
What did you think of that moldy loaf of rotten sough dough bread I had left in the front seat of the car?
Thursday, May 2, 2013
I made up this recipeMy friend Tanner was the first to 'like' this recipe on my facebook so I named it after him. To make it super fast use Trader Joe's cubed butternut squash and pancetta. I cooked it in a cast iron skillet.
The ingredients are added this order: Butternut Squash + Spices , Pancetta, Almonds, Spinach. When you see the squash is just about cooked then add the meat. Add the almonds and spinach at very end and just barely cook them.