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Monday, November 18, 2013
Turkey wishbone, tug-a-war.
Between a toddler and spaceship who wants it more.
And when the spaceship gets the victory it makes the simple wish,
that the Model-T car and the beer jar will kiss.
blah blah, nana nana nah (teleprompter failure)
...turned on the lights.
The BEER JAR'S LIPSTICK WAS ALL OVER THE MODEL-Ts FENDER!!
And when both of their spouses found out, it was a marriage ender.
Oh Turkey bird this is your lucky year because we plan to set you free!
And you will run wild in the forrest with your turkey-friends, enjoy it!
'Cause then we're gonna come after you, with the sharpened teeth of a rabid toddler.