Monday, November 18, 2013

Clancy T. Bachleratt and Jackie Snad - Lyrics


Turkey Wishbone
Turkey wishbone, tug-a-war.
Between a toddler and spaceship who wants it more.

And when the spaceship gets the victory it makes the simple wish,
that the Model-T car and the beer jar will kiss.

blah blah, nana nana nah (teleprompter failure)

...turned on the lights.

The BEER JAR'S LIPSTICK WAS ALL OVER THE MODEL-Ts FENDER!!
And when both of their spouses found out, it was a marriage ender.

Thanksgiving makeout!





Turkey Friend
Oh Turkey bird this is your lucky year because we plan to set you free!
And you will run wild in the forrest with your turkey-friends, enjoy it!

'Cause then we're gonna come after you, with the sharpened teeth of a rabid toddler.